Riding a Bike Doesn’t Make Me a Better Person

I love Peloton workouts but the instructors’ comments can be too much.

I’ve been using the Peloton app, and I like it.

I’ve never been particularly athletic (and my very, very low ranking on the leaderboard is a reminder of that) but I can’t deny that for one to two hours after I finish a workout, I feel accomplished, clear-headed and energetic. Work tasks seem less overwhelming, drinking water seems more exciting, and falling asleep at night is easier. Especially amid a pandemic, it’s really nice to not have to leave the house to exercise. I know there will be at least 30 to 45 minutes a day during which I’m not looking at my phone or laptop.

I also really like the instructors. They’re warm and kind, great at what they do and generally seem like people you’d want to be friends with. So this isn’t meant to personally attack them. But I could really pass on some of the over-the-top motivational commentary that makes the simple act of pedaling a bicycle and getting your heart rate up seem much, much deeper and more meaningful than it really is.

Like I said, I try to keep my phone out of reach while I’m riding so I haven’t written down their comments word-for-word but I remember being told things along the lines of “Hard work is self love” (Is it really?) “How you do anything is how you do…